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Quotes About Phone

What the USA Freedom Act did is it did two things. Number one, it ended the federal government's bulk collection of phone metadata of millions of law-abiding citizens.
~ Ted Cruz
Meg Ryan is a beautiful and courageous woman. I grieve the loss of her companionship, but I haven't lost her friendship. We still phone each other for a good chat.
~ Russell Crowe
Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But, a ringing phone has to be answered doesn't it?
~ Kiefer Sutherland
The awkward moment when you're pretending you're talking to someone on the phone and then it rings.
~ Unknown
Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I dont know.
~ Garry Shandling
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
~ Fran Lebowitz
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
~ Fran Lebowitz
I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... "Sir, could you please stop?"
~ Louis C. K.
Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it.
~ Robert Pattinson
We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up.
~ Unknown
My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"
~ John Mendoza
I'm wondering if the crew [from'The Hateful Eight'] had some sort of nickname for me. I am blanking at anything truly funny, so I'll just say, 'No Phone Quentin'.
~ Quentin Tarantino
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you
~ Ogden Nash
A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
She carried on talking. And as she did so, I realized there could be no cosmic consequence at all if I stopped listening, and with that realization I switched off the phone.
~ Matt Haig
How to get out of bed Wake up. Pick up phone. Stare at phone for 72 minutes. Sigh. Get out of bed. Alternatively, once in a while, try skipping stages two to four.
~ Matt Haig
A deep, dreamless nothing, and now – thanks to the ring of a phone alarm – she was awake and didn't know where she was.
~ Matt Haig
Technology's allowing the phone to start to see and understand much like how the human brain does.
~ Matt Mills
He repeated that the texting driver faces a sixfold crash risk, whereas a driver talking on the phone faced a four-times increase in likelihood of a crash, which he said was roughly equivalent to someone who is legally drunk. A drunk driver and a person on a phone were equally likely to crash, whereas "we're seeing the risk factor for accidents when someone is texting exceeds the level when people are legally drunk.
~ Unknown
He repeated that the texting driver faces a sixfold crash risk, whereas a driver talking on the phone faced a four-times increase in likelihood of a crash, which he said was roughly equivalent to someone who is legally drunk.
~ Unknown
Jesus," I said into the phone. "I'm an establishment pseudo-hipster." "The funny thing about that," my so-called friend answered, "is that you are." "Fuck you," I said.
~ Matt Taibbi
Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.
~ Maureen Lipman
said back into the phone. The manhole was exactly halfway between Judy's front door and Rocky's. Over the summer they had measured it with a very long ball of string.
~ Megan McDonald
Me: I can have the weather delivered every morning to my phone by weather.com. What could be better? 101: Getting caught in the rain? "I can't beleive it. The nerve of him. The Pina Colada song?" I shriek. "My God, that's clever," says Bunny. "I guess he was tired of his lady; they'd been together too long." She winks at me and I scowl back at her.
~ Unknown