Quotes About Breakfast

I wake up in the morning thinking about food.

Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.

Admit it we all get pissed off when we poor a big bowl of cereal and you're like 'Yea I'm Gonna Eat Some Cereal' and you open the refrigerator and there's no milk...

I was cooking breakfast this morning for my kids, and I thought, He's (Ronald Reagan) just like a Teflon frying pan: Nothing sticks to him

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.

Food is the most important meal of the day.

I wonder what Soulja Boy ate for breakfast today...YOOOOUUUUUUUUU , Soulja Boy is a cannibal.

Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.

It was morning. Sunlight filtered in with the smell of burnt toast.

After a quick breakfast I headed off for school. I don't know what it was... maybe just something in the air... but I had an incredible sense of well-being that morning. Like I was ready to take on the world. Ready, in fact... for absolutely anything.

Editor is a critic. He has pulled out his carving-knife and his tomahawk and is starting after a book which he is going to have for breakfast.

What wine goes with Captain Crunch?

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!

If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Imagine waking up in the morning and going to the kitchen and to make yourself some breakfast. You take some soybean grits, mix them with some tainted cattle meat, throw in a few beaks and feathers, smother your concoction with processed sugar syrup and chemicals, then sprinkle on a few preservatives and dyes. Pressure cook the hell out of it, let it cool-and dig in!

Evelyn slapped Raymond on the back with a laugh. You must be starved old friend. Come into my apartments, and we'll suffer through a deep breakfast of pure sunlight.

Get back to bed." It was humiliating how easily a man could be pushed around when he had a broken leg. Rylan found himself tucked back in bed and Maizy was making breakfast before he really knew what had happened. It didn't help that he was dizzy.

glass of juice and a bowl of cornflakes, and hopefully was now