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Quotes About Breakfast

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
~ Roald Dahl
I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off.
~ Mitch Hedberg
You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.
~ Denis Leary
Tony the Tiger usually thinks that stuff is great.
~ Mitch Hedberg
I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast. If I did, I figure you would start to get hungry! "Is that all you got around here? Well, maybe you can direct me to a chair lunch dinner."
~ Mitch Hedberg
I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning.
~ Jon S. Lewis, Invasion
Jocelyn's stomach lodged another complaint with the management regarding the length of time since breakfast.
~ Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge
Get out of bed and feed me already, person!
~ Rachel Cohn
Then he kept to the back streets, and found a place that did a very reasonable double sausage, egg, bacon and fried slice, in the hope that food could replace sleep.
~ Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.
~ Ron Swanson
Jamie's mother was an incredible cook, he was an old-school man born in 1950, and he only really knew how to cook breakfast well.
~ James Walton
I can recollect nothing more to say at present; perhaps breakfast may assist my ideas. I was deceived -- my breakfast supplied only two ideas -- that the rolls were good and the butter bad.
~ Jane Austen
They embarked on all kinds of reducing regimens, including the canned pineapple and lamb chop diet, supposedly popular among movie stars: "For breakfast the order is one lamb chop and one slice of pineapple. For luncheon two lamb chops and one slice of pineapple. For dinner two lamb chops and two slices of pineapple.
~ Jane Ziegelman
Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go.
~ Jarod Kintz
What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.
~ Edith Wharton
I'm always thirsty when I wake up, so I guzzle a bottle of Smart water before I scramble tofu with onions, peppers and spinach and top it with salsa. I've been a vegetarian for years, but I recently became vegan.
~ Carrie Underwood
I like to start my day with a glass of coconut water, some protein powder, and a mix of things - goji berries, flax seeds, hemp seeds, even the flesh of a coconut or anything with a lot of fibre. I often add bananas, or eggs - fried or boiled - to my breakfast.
~ Nargis Fakhri
Nutrition doesn't have to be complicated. It goes back to the lessons you learned as a kid. Start with a real breakfast; don't ever skip that. If you're waking up early for a run, make sure you drink at least a glass of water and put something healthy into your stomach before you go out the door.
~ Summer Sanders
Breakfast is the most important meal for me. I love porridge, which I have with water, and some fruit, usually raspberries or melon. And I drink hot water with lemon and green tea.
~ Jo Frost
Cold pizza is a perfect breakfast, with lots of salt.
~ Lemmy
I always like to arrive at the airport early to enjoy breakfast and lounge about so that when I get on the plane all my travel fever has disappeared.
~ Julian Fellowes
I love the breakfast culture - I opt for the French platter.
~ Sobhita Dhulipala
I always have coffee and porridge for breakfast.
~ Hans-Ulrich Obrist
Every morning, I have a coffee to wake up my system, but I don't think you should eat just because it's a meal time, so I often won't have breakfast until late morning.
~ Anita Dobson