Quotes About Baby

She gathered some brown seaweed and made a flat damp poultice of it, and this she applied to the baby's swollen shoulder, which was as good a remedy as any and probably better than the doctor could have done. But the remedy lacked his authority because it was simple and didn't cost anything.

I did not want to surrender fierceness for a small gain in yardage. My wife married a man; I saw no reason why she should inherit a baby.

I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young.

I want a baby and I want a family, for sure.

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

Club, tonight, man, don't you see?" "Please, Anita, coals to Newcastle! Mercy!" "Don't think twice about it, baby. It'll be outrageous, man. I will be your angel from hell. At

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.

Hey baby, feel my sweater. You feel that? That's boyfriend material.

If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

Ani DiFranco or Ani, as she is universally know to her fans, was, to a certain kind of white, middle-class woman, girl power in the purest sense. At twenty, she founded her own record label, Righteous Babe. She's released dozens of albums (and has sold over four million copies), had a baby, documented her life on the road, and opened for Bob Dylan.

The bones of his hand reminded her of the skeleton of a baby field mouse that Della had once found. It was completely intact, missing only its future.

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche.

Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru.

There ain't no "baby mama drama" up in this Vortex, homie!

I took a baby shower.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

Preacher tell nigger that God is man and baby. Then he say that God is baby in December but man only four month later. But then he say God is father and he is son and he is spirit. That sound like he breed himself to get himself, then kill himself. White man God perplexing like the white man.

There is no substitute for mother's milk.