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Quotes About Halloween

I can't wait for football games, hoodies, bonfires, Uggs, cuddling, s'mores, weekend parties, Halloween, & Christmas.
~ Unknown
Death was here. The showdown wouldn't occur with the darkness of Halloween. It had come at dawn, and it bathed them in blood.
~ Unknown
It's Halloween! It's Halloween! The moon is full and bright and we shall see that can't be seen on any other night skeletons and ghosts and ghouls, grinning goblins fighting duels, werewolves rising from their tombs, witches on their magic brooms. In masks and gowns we haunt the street and knock on doors for trick or treat. tonight we are the king and queen, for oh tonight it's Halloween!
~ Jack Prelutsky
You'll look like a scary calavera now," Catty assured the young girl as she leaned back to admire the skeleton skull she had made on her face. "Who's next?" Catty asked and pulled out another paintbrush. Four hands shot up, but one little girl eased into the chair in front of Catty before she had a chance to choose. "My turn," she said. Catty smiled and began smudging white over the girl's rosy cheeks.
~ Lynne Ewing
Here's to Halloween, bonfires, making s'mores, wearing moccasins, drinking hot cocoa and cuddling. Happy October.
~ Unknown
Thanks to Halloween... the cobwebs in our house have just become decorations!
~ Unknown
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
~ Unknown
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
~ Drew Carey
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
~ Erma Bombeck
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
~ Conan O'Brien
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
~ Jean Baudrillard
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didnt know what to do! I'd knock on peoples doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."
~ Rita Rudner
On Halloween, Wendell, Floyd, and Mona were walking home from school when a black cat crossed their path. "Don't pet it, Floyd!" cried Wendell. "Don't you know that black cats are bad luck?" "That's just an old wives' tale," Mona said. "Besides, what could happen?" Wendell merely shook his head. "Anything can happen on Halloween.
~ Unknown
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
~ Chris Rock
When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents came home with a duck costume. I wore that costume for years! I hated it.
~ R. L. Stine
They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth.
~ Tina Yothers
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
You think Halloween comes only once a year? wrong. Walk into Walmart at 3 in the morning. That's some scary sketchy sh...
~ Unknown
Boo! Boo! We want candy! Candy candy candy!
~ Unknown
On the Night of the Halloween, I have never seen any evil apparition or fearsome ghost, but politicians on TV! They are the real goblins and specters!
~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
transforms the victim's head into a pumpkin.
~ Unknown
Me on Halloween. I went into a supermarket thinking that I wouldn't be recognized in such elaborate makeup. A young lady approached me and said, "You are him, right?" I thought to myself, "How could anyone recognize me? The makeup took me three hours!" Reluctantly I said, "Yes." The lady said, "Mister Colonel Sanders, it is an honour to meet you.
~ Mike Myers
In the morn when they woke, it was Halloween Day. There was bobbing for apples and rides in the hay. There were costume parties, and games to be played. Cupcakes and candy and, of course, a parade! After dinner was served, and the kids were done eating, it was finally time to go trick-or-treating! Moms re-painted faces, and straightened clown hats, put wings back on fairies, angels, and bats. Jack-o-lanterns were set out on porches with care. Their grins seemed to say, "Knock if you dare.
~ Unknown