Quotes About Respect

The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

Manners, boy. I'll beat them into you if I have to.

Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.

I don't like to do anything that's mean spirited just because I don't find it funny. I'd rather be the jackass than makes fun of somebody else. It just seems too cheap and easy.

Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

There's nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends.

Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this.

I just think it should be illegal to call someone fat on TV... Because why is humiliating people funny?

I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person.

By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It's funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off.

Just because you're funny doesn't mean you get to be cruel.

I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families.

I like to wear a "Do Not Disturb" sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. "Hey, how ya doin'? Knock-knock." "Read the sign, punk!"

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.

I'll save that for Mrs. Battier.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.

In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.

I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I'm okay in that respect." "Fine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals.

He studied with the guru of rock n' roll, Baba Oom Mow Mow, who taught his own version of the Golden Rule: "Do wop unto others as you would have them do wop unto you.