Quotes About Fruitcakes

I love to make Christmas cookies, chocolate chips, peanut butter cookies, pecan pies, coconut macaroons, fruitcakes.

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.

At least you know about Jean-Luc and Heather, don't you. Nay. I was shuffled off to a remote island for four months. I believe that's what mortals do with their unwanted Christmas fruitcakes.

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.

I have long believed that nobody actually makes fruitcakes. I believe that all fruitcakes were formed thousands of years ago by some kind of horrible natural catastrophe involving: fruit, cake, and a radioactive meteorite