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Quotes About Oysters

Pearl is a disease of oysters. Levant is a disease of Hollywood.
~ Kenneth Tynan
I have this whole section in my oyster book where I talk about how New Yorkers have gotten divorced from the sea and completely forget that they live by the sea, and I suggest that this happened when they lost their oysters.
~ Mark Kurlansky
Oysters have beards, but they don't wag them.
~ Dorothy L. Sayers
Some oysters which Griselda had ordered, and which would seem to be beyond the reach of incompetence, we were, unfortunately, not able to sample as we had nothing in the house to open them with—an omission which was discovered only when the moment for eating them arrived.
~ Agatha Christie
....oysters are the only food that never causes indigestion. Indeed, a man would have to eat sixteen dozen of these acephalous molluscs in order to gain the 315 grammes of nitrogen he requires daily.
~ Jules Verne
Most anthologists of poetry or quotations are like those who eat cherries or oysters, first picking the best and ending by eating everything.
~ Nicolas Chamfort
It is unseasonable and unwholesome in all months that have not an r in their name to eat an oyster.
~ William Butler
A loaf of bread, the Walrus said, Is what we chiefly need: Pepper and vinegar besides Are very good indeed-- Now if you're ready, Oysters, dear, We can begin to feed!
~ Lewis Carroll
If you go back in American history, oysters were the food of poor people. New York was filled with oyster saloons in the 1800s.
~ Ruth Reichl
O Oysters,' said the Carpenter, You've had a pleasant run! Shall we be trotting home again?' But answer came there none - And this was scarcely odd, because They'd eaten every one.
~ Lewis Carroll
I love Montauk Pearl oysters. They are briny, creamy, and sweet. To me, they are the perfect oyster.
~ Katie Lee
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead.
~ Woody Allen
You read about these oyster-shucking contests: Somebody did 100 oysters in three minutes, three seconds. I'm lucky if I can open one in three minutes, three seconds.
~ Mark Kurlansky
I heard oysters are an aphrodisiac, which I can't stand, but I think anything you eat with your hands is cute. I don't know.
~ Emily Osment
Oysters are more beautiful than any religion . . . there's nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.
~ Saki
We also have favourite place in France, called Charlot Premier in Nice, which does excellent oysters.
~ Roger Moore
Oysters are the devil's food. Not a fan!
~ Tom Ellis
Love me some oysters. I always try them in different countries and cities.
~ Nina Agdal
She quickly jumped back in with her favorite part of cooking, the smells that would infuse the restaurant from open to close. Nutty olive oil , zesty herbs, briny oysters, lusty chocolate, pungent cheese, crisp greens, fresh citrus, bracing vinegar.
~ Jenny Nelson
As I ate the oysters with their strong taste of the sea and their faint metallic taste that the cold white wine washed away, leaving only the sea taste and the succulent texture, and as I drank their cold liquid from each shell and washed it down with the crisp taste of the wine, I lost the empty feeling and began to be happy and to make plans.
~ Ernest Hemingway
Las ostras se abren por completo cuando hay Luna llena; y cuando los cangrejos ven una ostra abierta, tiran dentro de ella una piedrita o un trozo de alga, a fin de que la ostra no pueda volver a cerrarse y el cangrejo pueda devorarla. Este es también el destino de quien abre demasiado la boca, con lo cual se pone a merced del que lo escucha.
~ Leonardo DaVinci
O Oysters,' said the Carpenter, You've had a pleasant run! Shall we be trotting home again?' But answer came there none - And this was scarcely odd, because They'd eaten every one.
~ Lewis Carroll
What's the good of a philosophy with a major premise that isn't the rationalization of your feelings? If you've never had a religious experience, it's folly to believe in God. You might as well believe in the excellence of oysters, when you can't eat them without being sick.
~ Aldous Huxley
When I used to do the Edinburgh Festival, there was a bunch of guys selling fresh oysters and I'd eat ten daily - marvellous.
~ Paul Merton