Quotes About Individuality

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

Hate me for who I am, I don't care. At least I'm not pretending to be someone I'm not.

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

Originality consists in trying to be like everybody else and failing.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

Insist upon yourself. Be original.

I'm actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

Truth, after all, wears a different face to everybody, and it would be too tedious to wait till all were agreed.

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

I would rather be funny than gorgeous, absolutely. Because it's too hard to be gorgeous, you know. I could make a stab at gorgeous as long as I had something funny to say to get out of it.

I'd like to wear my old [cinnamon buns] hairstyle again - but with white hair. I think that would be funny.

Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself to seriously is attractive to me

I don't think about what other people expect or anything. I mean, I sit and worrying so much about what I'M thinking, I'd go NUTS if I sat around worrying about other people.

I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.

Good-looking people turn me off. Myself included.

It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it's also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Today you are you! That is truer than true!

To find true happiness in life you have to follow your heart and intuition. You have to be who you are, and design a lifestyle and career that fulfills you no matter what that entails or what people say about it. And it is never too late to do so...

Your character is far more important than your past or your future; its who you are that matters, not what you've done or will do.