Quotes About Individuality

When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.

Do you mind if I don't smoke?

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

Why can't I say anything normal?

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway.

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.

Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it.

I'd basically have trouble with any job that doesn't require me to wear silly clothes and talk in funny voices.

Matt would stare at Andrew for 10 minutes. It's depressing that people are different. Everyone should be one person, who should then kill itself in hand-to-hand combat.

'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff.

A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny.

Are imperfections is which make we grate.

I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.