Quotes About Individuality

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities - a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say.

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only - and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit, or her belief system; it could be a lot of different things.

Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

Remember, in China when you are one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you.

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I'm pretty normal.

Humor is important in everything. Dress with a little humor and you can go a long way.

My legacy would be that you don't have to give up anything. You can be chic but have a sense of humor, you can be sexy but comfortable, you can be timeless but fresh.

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

Hermits have no peer pressure.

How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.