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Quotes About Twofer

Affirmative action makes employers think, 'Black woman nuclear physicist? Hah! Probably let her into Harvard 'cause they were looking for a twofer. Bet she got C's in high school practical math. Give her a job in personnel.'
~ P. J. O'Rourke
I take the tokens, get up, and buy, actually, two Cokes, because today is Twofer Tuesday, wherein you get two of whatever you order for the price of just one of those things.
~ George Saunders
Exercise is more important than diet for me because it's a twofer. It keeps me in good physical shape, and it relieves stress. And when you're a representative of the public, there's never a shortage of things to do.
~ Aaron Schock