Quotes About Originality

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Wit and humor belong to genius alone.

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

That isn't writing at all, it's typing.

Humor is important in everything. Dress with a little humor and you can go a long way.

If everybody's thinking the same thing, then nobody's thinking.

I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it.

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.

Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.

You make all the fashion statements just by dressing up your mind.

If I like it, I say it's mine. If I don't I say it's a fake.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it up.

Gavin, Logan, Calix. Was there a sale on trendy names when they were born, or something?

A blind ingenuity goes nowhere

There is no off position on the genius button.

If you hear a different drummer, don't march—dance!

There really is no sense in pretending to be normal. Just be you because the moment you do, weirder things happen. Crazy comes back into fashion and every woman has to go out and find her some.