Quotes About Butcher

The cold rain came down in buckets. I was shaking, shivering, and naked, and more soap was getting into my eyes. But hey. At least I was clean.

I've been learning this kind of thing, Tavi replied. I can show you later. How did you steal all of that without learning how to open a lock? I stole the keys, Katai said. Obviously.

You're mad, the fallen angel said. Get me some Alka Seltzer and I'll foam at the mouth, too.

With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.

I'm not a doctor, Butters said. We'd done this dance several times. You are the Mighty Butters, I said. You can do anything.

Ebenezar blinked . Then he turned his face to me his expression clearly asking whether or not I was out of my damned mind . Wile E. Coyote I said to him soberly . Suuuuuuper Genius

Woof," said Billy the Werewolf.

It would, Grimm thought, be a horrible surprise to find out, mid-dive, that your ship had suddenly lost the ability to stop diving.

He is a cat, Miss Lancaster. Asking him such questions is an exercise in futility.

I hadn't realized, until I actually heard his voice, how much I'd missed the demented little perv.

Murphyonic? Sure, Butters said. You exude a Murphyonic field. Anything that can go wrong does.

Ah, yes, a savage. Of the famous Chromotonsorial Cahokian Goth tribe.

Harry Dresden Taxidermy. If you snuff it, we'll stuff it.

All we need is a stuffed animal." He stared at me. "Wh-what did you say?" "A stuffed animal, man!" I roared at him. "Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

Give me your gun," I said. "Why?" "So that the next time you start talking I can shoot your wise ass.

Maybe I'd been shut away in my lab too long, but Spenser never mentions that the Faerie Queen has a great ass.

Padawan," I said, "I'm doubling your pay." "You don't pay me, Harry." "Tripling it, then.

Everyone else who lets me ride on their dinosaur calls me Carlos.

Not like those Dungeons and Dragons games. The real thing. He bought some of those tarot cards." She pronounced it like carrot. Amateurs.

There's good news and bad news." The knight brought his sword to guard again. "I've always been partial to the good news.

They're a bunch of assholes." "And you aren't?" "I'm a different kind of asshole.

The barrel of Denton's gun looked bigger and deeper than the national debt as it swung to bear on my face.

Oh, good grief. The Mickey Mouse Club of werewolves wanted to throw in on my side.

and gave me a smile so wicked that its parents should have sent it to military school.