Quotes About Sandwiches

I cannot starve myself. I'm a foodie! I make fabulous pastas, Indian food, parathas and club sandwiches!

You could cut the estrogen in the room with a knife. The problem was, what to do with the slices? Making sandwiches seemed a tad too bizarre. The results were aerodynamic, but for some reason no one wanted to play frisbee. They

Half-empty paper coffee cups. Half-eaten deli sandwiches. An encrusted soup bowl. Here is joy and neglect. A little mescal. A little jacking off, but mostly just work. —This is how I live, I am thinking.

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.