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Quotes About Banter

Yeah, well you're not bad-looking, but you've got that stick up your ass and I always top. It'd get crowded, trust me. Now
~ Amy Lane
Poor Craw?" Ben retorted. "Poor Rory! Craw and Ari curse worse than a trucker shagging a sailor.
~ Amy Lane
Hey, Mackey—how's your mom?" "I don't know—how's yours? She was looking okay when I left her this morning!" "I will fucking—" "You will? I'd like to see that. Wait. Nobody would like to see that. Suggest something else." "Oh God—
~ Amy Lane
So why are we smacking me upside the hair-plugs?
~ Amy Lane
Benji grinned back. "You're being a real asshole today, Mr. Barnes. Well done—you been practicing?" Dad smiled, obviously relaxed. "Yeah, you know, kid, a few minutes a day, you can work that muscle with the best of them.
~ Amy Lane
Uh, no loose wire jokes, okay?
~ Anakin Skywalker
Keep this up, Mrs. Collier, and I may have to kiss you.
~ Andrea Boeshaar
We give each other a hard time, but no pranks.
~ George Eads
Who is shorter, me or David Silva? I don't know. Probably him.
~ Juan Mata
I love the derby because of the banter and rivalry. If you live outside of Manchester, you can take it out of context sometimes, where you can think it's all hate, and I don't think it is.
~ Vincent Kompany
I was giving some of my teammates a hard time, saying I've got more pop than they do.
~ Jake Arrieta
Among the many things that I loved about playing football was sitting around the locker room with teammates and poking fun at each other with sophomoric slams, each one more ridiculous than the next.
~ Mark Schlereth
of infinite wit and pleasantry
~ Rick Atkinson
Percy (to Annabeth): If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I'd pick you. Silena: Awww . . . Percy, that is so sweet! Annabeth: Shut up, Silena.
~ Rick Riordan
He likes you, too." Finn repeated. "And don't tell me to shut up." "Shut up!" -Kingdom Keepers, Shell Game
~ Ridley Pearson
MEN, Charlene said. Leave that to you! Willa quipped.
~ Ridley Pearson
Jimmy Murray, you are an ass,' said Aunt Ruth, angrily. 'Well, we're cousins,' agreed Cousin Jimmy pleasantly.
~ L.M. Montgomery
passing insults back and forth, as if they were biscuits.
~ Larry McMurtry
Take me to bed. He grinned.Fuck you? She grinned back.Please.
~ Laura Wright
You look like shit. Jason smiled, without opening his eyes. You sweet-talker.
~ Laurell K. Hamilton
Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
~ Laurell K. Hamilton
Aww, you know my verbal stingers are only poisoned with love
~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
I was just thinking of bunding up Cecily and feeding her to the ducks in Hyde Park," said Will, pushing his wet hair back and favoring Jem with a rare smile.
~ Cassandra Clare
Crux sneered. "That's an awfully big word for a thirteen-year-old." Valkyrie resisted the urge to hit him. "Actually, it's not," she replied. "It's fairly standard. Also, I'm fourteen. Also, your beard's stupid." "Isn't this fun?" Skulduggery said brightly. "The three of us getting along so well.
~ Derek Landy