Quotes About Banter

I apologise if I bore you!' 'I accept your apology.' 'I was joking!' 'Ah. Your wit is so very sharp I hardly noticed I was cut.

I know you're a great fencer, but I've been told your wit is even sharper than your sword. So much so in fact, that you only use your sword upon your friends, as your wit is far too deadly.

You must be joking.' 'I save my jokes for those with a sense of humour.

I liked it better when you were dying," Allie said. "You didn't bitch so much." "Look sharp, Allie. I think you missed a pothole back there. You don't want to break up your streak of dragging me over every one." Allie

Did you just call me 'sweetie'?" I asked. She shoved my shoulder. "No.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark.

You're such an ass, Gat," says Johnny kindly.

I hate fighting with you," he whispers. Well, stop being such an arse." He chuckles and the captivating sound reverberates through his chest. He tightens his hold on me. Arse?" Ass." I prefer arse." You should. It suits you.

He and Evie soon fell into a conversation of the "No, I didn't; yes, you did" type—conversation which, although fascinating to those who are engaged in it, neither desires nor deserves the attention of others.

Out of the corner of my eye, I could see Zane doubled over in his chair, still laughing hysterically. If he wasn't already dead, I would have killed him.

Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit.

His foe was folly and his weapon wit.

That wasn't bad," Tom said. "Almost as good as Alex." "You've got to be kidding," Jack growled. "Alex would have blown them up or forced them off the road. Just a shame I forgot my hand grenade." "Next time," Tom said.

I feel like it's my job to potentially make fun of people publicly, but I do it in a fun manner.

I am a compulsive flirt, and I can flirt with anything.

I'm the best flirt in the world.

I am a terrible flirt!

Flirting is fun!

If I've ever followed Conte, then it's been to get a coffee at most.

We always knew that we could write what it's like to be men together, bickering, but also having this fondness.

My brother always teases me about my forehead: 'I could eat off it!'

I'm the kind of guy who likes to have a little friendly banter, even with someone I disagree with.

I enjoy taking people on on Twitter, because often I'm cleverer and funnier.