Quotes About Banter

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You'll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.'

Sarcasm is a Manchester trait.

Nice Cock Bro

So… this business trip of yours?" "What about it?" "Are you and Coop sharing a room?" She raised her eyebrows, then said, "Right back at you, Cowboy." "Liz and I are just friends." "Uh-huh. I hope your shots are up-to-date." "Meow.

Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of plastic surgeons in New York City. If I were you I'd make an appointment for that face as soon as you get there, he quipped. Sabrina scowled and shook a fist at him. Keep it up, stinkpot, and you're going to need a plastic surgeon yourself. Puck winked. No need to get all mushy on me, Grimm.

Like all of his friends, he considered it a compliment when somebody called him a wiseass.

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

Listen, you only tease the ones you love.

Aww, you know my verbal stingers are only poisoned with love

And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.

That's my brother Germy," said Daisy. "He thinks he's a genius because he's in high school." "Jeremy," corrected the brother to Ramona and added, "Tinsel Teeth," to his sister.

you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

You okay?" Rick asked, as he helped her into the back seat of Ripton's Mercedes and then went around the other side to join her. "I'm okay. I got shot again." "It was a graze. Again." "You're just jealous because you've only been roughed up a couple of times." She patted his thigh. "Someone will shoot you eventually. I'm sure of it." "Mm-hm. Probably you." "Probably.

You're all tight and toned from Marathon Man Cross over there." Gideon looked up from his phone. "Come again?" "That's what I just said, dude," Cary drawled, winking at me. "In so many words.

Why do I get the feeling that if you give me a hard time, I'll tell all of our year-mates your family nickname is Meathead?

She glared at him. Why are you forever asking hard questions? He smiled. Sooner or later you'll have to be able to answer one. Daja shoved him, grinning.

Your ma was a leech with bad teeth," she taunted. Onua laughed in spite of herself. "Your da was a peahen. I know chickens with more brains than you!

Magnanimous of you.' His mouth twitched. 'Mmm. Use more words like that, please. Schoolmistress words. Long, impressive ones.' He'd made the last three words sound like an innuendo.

You said something slightly off-color about her shoes and she brought up the fact that you had a slow eye and danced like a goat with a rock stuck in its ass. Ouch. You would just be playing and homegirl would be coming down on you off the top rope.

There are tanned Goths?" Drew asks. I'd forgotten what it can be like with the two of them, constantly bickering in that way that says they really love one another as deeply as only twins can. ", Loving Summer by Kailin Gow

Whenever I come to Ireland, I end up just bantering with the crowd so the show will just be what it is.

Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.