Quotes About Banter

To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral.

Wraith held up his hands. "Chill, Gramps. I don't want to sit on your knee or anything.

I love you, man. You rule! Thanks for the food. It touches me deep in my tender place. (Sway) I don't want to know nothing about your tender place, you freak. (Devyn)

It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

Sanzo to Gojyo: And give me my gun back. I don't want your idiocy getting all over it.

I want you," she said. "I told you so," he said.

You want me here. (Artemis) Yeah, like an alien rectal probe up my sphincter.' (Acheron)

Corporal Clasp crawled up beside him. 'That's one of those Fuckeral's, isn't it?

Stop talking like a sailor, Adjutant Stormy,' Nok said. A smile amidst the red, bristling beard. 'Ain't no Adjutant any more, Admiral.' Thin brows rose, and Nok said, 'Title alone gifts the bearer with intelligence?' Stormy nodded. 'That it does, sir. Which is why Gesler's a sergeant and I'm a corporal. We get stupider every year that passes.' 'And

Hellian's eyes fixed on the T'lan Imass. 'Fiddler,' she said, 'you look awful.

This was what he enjoyed most; a game of words.

How did that go" [Butler] asked. "Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age.""Fabulous, " said Artemis, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "We're planning a June wedding.

Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

Riley : Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on. Mercy: Sorry, I don't beat defenseless puppies.

To be fair, you're the only person I've ever met who'd come up with the idea of being wildly rude and hostile to the guy who saved your life twenty times," Aadhya said. I glared at her. "Thirteen times! And I've saved his life at least twice." "Catch up already, girl," she said, unrepentantly.

Have I told you today that you look mighty fetchin' in that outfit? he said as he opened the door for her. Only three times, she answered. Well, then make it four.

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Fuck you," Tinsley shot back, but it was one of those friendly fuck-yous that you can only say to people you love.

RyanReynolds : You and Kara, huh? So that's why we've never hooked up! BrettMesserschmidt : No. That would be because I hate you. :) RyanReynolds: Oh.

Eric: ''What part do you like best?'' Sookie: ''oh your butt'' Eric: ''My...Bottom?'' Sookie: ''yep

Sookie: Eric, when I'm back to being myself, I'm going to nail your ass for putting me in this position of being pledged to you. Eric: Darling, you can nail my ass anytime, he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table. Pam rolled her eyes. You two, she said.

One thing the Scottish boys want in the changing room is the bragging rights over the English lads.

Around my own friends, I like to mess around.