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Quotes About Banter

You could have gotten a car with GPS, Total said helpfully. Yes, I said Or we could have brought along a dog that doesn't talk. I gave Angel a pointed look, and she smiled, well, angelically, at me. Total huffed, offended at me and climbed into her lap...
~ James Patterson
Two things, Bick," Kaiyo screeched back at me. "One—where have you been all my life? Two—can you please go back there? Pronto?" Storm rolled her eyes at that one.
~ James Patterson
you niggers, is when you set in to tryin' to think," said Leander Purneau. He spoke in a friendly, jokey
~ James Patterson
I just think that we have more opportunity to have a bit more of that banter between each other. And, given that the two women are so different, there's really something to play with.
~ Sasha Alexander
Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.
~ Johnny Vegas
A certain luxury when you get to writing a novel is to have the space to have your characters just banter.
~ David Benioff
Boruc is nuts. He is a very good friend of mine, and so I'm sure he wouldn't mind me saying he's a nutter. He really is crazy.
~ Wojciech Szczesny
Sometimes it's cool to have banter with the audience. Occasionally, somebody will say something, and I'll say something right back, and everybody laughs, and it's funny.
~ Sebastian Maniscalco
Another oral exam, huh?' Peter said. 'Shut up, Peter,' said Valentine. 'You should relax and enjoy it,' said Peter. 'It could be worse.' 'I don't know how.' 'It could be an anal exam.
~ Orson Scott Card
Not bad for two kids who've only got about eight pubic hairs between them, Peter said.
~ Orson Scott Card
It also makes you fart," said John Paul. "Constantly." "Frequently would be the more accurate term," said Peter. "And it's sweet of you to care." "We're just looking out for your image," said Theresa. "I only fart when I'm alone." "Since he does it in front of us," said John Paul to Theresa, "what exactly does that make us?
~ Orson Scott Card
I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.
~ Oscar Wilde
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.
~ Oscar Wilde
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
~ Oscar Wilde
The highballs are on me. As the giraffe said to the bartender.
~ Cormac McCarthy
You're a formidable riddler and I'll not match words with ye
~ Cormac McCarthy
He reached over and tweaked one of my bumps, then cuffed me on the chin. "You hiding walnuts in there or something?" "Shut up," I said. I jumped in and swam the length of the pool, hiding my smile underwater. He was a flirt, that was all. What was wrong with that? If Mrs. Masicotte was stupid enough to buy us a pool because he flirted a little, that was her problem, not ours.
~ Wally Lamb
He's also a dick,' said Achilleus to a scattering of laughter. Maxie saw that even Nicola was trying to hide a smile.
~ Charlie Higson
And here I thought you didn't want to break and enter," Trick said. "Dude, shut up.
~ Cherie Priest
We'll fix that," May declared. Libby giggled at her. "What? I totally mean it." "I know. That's not what's funny: Your accent came back hard-core." "Shut up! No, it didn't," May giggled back.
~ Cherie Priest
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
~ Chico Marx
You're going out in those? Mrs. Yetner's parting shot was a zinger—a gibe masquerading as an innocent question. Evie would have bristled had it come from her own mother. But she loved it coming from Mrs. Yetner. She gave her startled neighbor a quick hug
~ Hallie Ephron
Shoter magavin I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Happy Gilmore you eat pieces of shit for breakfast.
~ Happy Gilmore
He shook his head. "Scrub my back—and tell me more about the trip out here." "Ask me nicely." His silver eyes touched hers. "All right. Please scrub my back and tell me about the trip." She smiled, and tossed the washcloth his way. "No!" "All right, you little southern vixen," he warned. "Scrub my back or—" "Or what?" "I'll climb out of this tub, drag you back into it, and scrub yours.
~ Heather Graham