Quotes About Mother

mean and ruthless. But she was still a mother. And the most dangerous creature on earth is a mother whose child has been threatened, insulted, harassed, or bullied.

Wally was so scared he felt a drop of pee drip out. He dropped his snow cone. The wild woman released him and ran toward the concession stand screaming her daughter's name.

You know you've been writing from the heart when, in the midst of a story, you ask, 'What would my mother think of this?

And what does it matter when light enters the room where a child sleeps and the waking mother, opening her eyes, wishes more than anything to be unwakened by what she cannot name?

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart — a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.

My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.

No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.

My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of people laugh, that's my mom. I inherit my sense of comedy from her.

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

Mother, you have my father much offended.

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father.

How did I prepare for night shifts? When I was a small, anxious kid, I checked my mom in her sleep to make sure she was still breathing.

And honestly, given the choice of facing my mother or a vampire, I think I'd always choose the latter.

I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.

When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the lot.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....

My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton

A women brought you into this world, so you have no right to disrespect one.

Man that is of woman born is apt to be as vain as his mother.

A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero.