Quotes About Ellen

Most people will find you much more attractive if you smell like freshly baked cookies rather than Lysol.

I'm going to a dance." With Becky?" No, with Alexander." Who's Alexander?" The love of my life!

Call school," I called to her at the door. "Tell them I'm lovesick." -Raven

That'll take some finagling,' she told Mulder. 'I'll keep watch, then,' he said. 'You go downtown and see what you can finagle.

Annalise loves to take things out of wherever they've been put away and leave them in little mounds all over the house. Her father, my uncle Eric, says she is chaos incarnate, but actually she's very organized. She knows exactly where everything is.

I am a big Ellen fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local news talk shows with her in San Francisco, when we were both still kids.

Standup is more me talking the entire time. There's definitely an exchange of energy because that room, that audience, is giving back.

Nobody, not even the old, not even the despairing, wished to come to an end in time or in eternity.

Raven! What are you doing up so late? You have school tomorrow!"..."But I thought it was just the one time?

But when Ellen throws at me that I have never had to struggle I feel like saying, 'Maybe. But I have had to learn to be capable in a hundred ways that were no pleasure or nourishment really. If I had not been rich, I might have become a good painter.' Instead, right now I had better get the silver out and see what needs polishing.

Before Ellen could ask what she meant, she was striding off again.

was a necklace Doctor Ellen was wearing. It was a cross on a thin chain, the same one the corpse had been wearing.

Ellen Degeneres: "There's a curfew for all the people on American Idol and you didn't pay attention to it, ever." Blake: "Yeah, why?" Ellen: "Why? That's my question.

You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.

the juice. All I'm asking is that you keep it away from this gossip woman, because if that story runs tomorrow and Ellen sees it—" There's a click on my phone.

I stand by it. I take the criticism for it. I think it's unfair, but yes, there is a thing about nepotism, and we all try to respect it.

... the life of the mind is reality, and love without romantic illumination is a spiritless matter.

When I was a kid, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell were mere blips on the gaydar; and they were both still in the closet.

No such magnificent or seductive apparition has ever been seen before or since on any stage or platform—not even Miss Ellen Terry as the priestess of Artemis in the late laureate's play, The Cup.

Ellen Cherry was from the south and had good manners. She didn´t have any panties on, but she had good manners.

On the subject of Egypt, Ellen Cherry was so vague she thought Ramses II was a jazz piano player. From that, we might conclude that she was equally dumb about jazz.

'Finding Dory' just stole my heart. Little Dory was the most adorable thing in the entire world, and Ellen DeGeneres killed the game. I liked the flashbacks to the past - it gave you a bit more perspective and appreciation for certain characters.

Comedy and politics have a lot in common. Both are great ways to pick up chicks - just look at Governor Spitzer. Or Ellen Degeneres. Both require spending time on the road meeting strangers who often have the desire to throw things at you. Both are difficult, if not impossible, to do all alone. And both rely heavily on personality.

If Ellen had met him at that conference he probably would have broken up with her in exactly the same way," said my psychiatrist. "No, they're soul mates," I said. "It was true love for them." "It was timing," she said.