Quotes About Innovation

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire.

Your Constitution is all sail and no anchor.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato.

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them.

And oil's not supposed to mix with water. But then someone invented mayonnaise, and wham - instant mixing.

If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I've done my superhero gig.

They say that if the Swiss had designed these mountains they'd be rather flatter.

Every animal leaves traces of what it was; man alone leaves traces of what he created.

Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.

This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream.

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway.

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

That was in the past - we're in the future now.

It's funny that some ideas start with a little "What if?" and then suddenly you're spending a million dollars to shoot the scene and hoping that it works.

It's funny how when you're up so late at night for so long your mind can get into these creative places, the kind of creative places that come to you when you're halfway between asleep and awake.

The next movement is still in the factory.

Business is the most exciting game.

I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.

The internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

When I die, so does hip hop.

Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.