Quotes About Innovation

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

The only cats worth anything are the cats that take chances.

I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

Part of the appeal of the fantastic is taking ridiculous ideas very seriously and pretending they're not absurd.

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution

When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

If you're watching a parade, don't follow it. It never changes. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You will fast-forward the parade.

Confound these ancestors... They've stolen our best ideas!

If everybody's thinking the same thing, then nobody's thinking.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president. That would be really cool. The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House, it doesn't look very cozy.

I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.

Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?