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Quotes About Toothpick

There's nothing that sweetens the breath like a cedar toothpick, unless it's mint. And mint don't grow in these parts.
~ Larry McMurtry
Would you leave me alone, you walking pair of boots! Let go of my easel, you refugee from a luggage factory. If you need some wood for a toothpick, there's a bunch of it on the porch. (Sunshine) Beth. What are you doing?...She says she was forcing you inside before it got dark and something decided to eat you. (Talon) Tell Swamp Breath I was headed this way. Why was she…Oh jeez, am I really have a conversation with a gator? (Sunshine)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.
~ So I Married an Axe Murderer
Remembering the words of Ranko, her first teacher, the toothpick jutting out from the side of his mouth, his fiery red, stalklike hair—a scarecrow whose hair caught fire, as he once described himself.
~ Bill Clinton
A samurai will use a toothpick even though he has not eaten. Inside the skin of a dog, outside the hide of a tiger.
~ Yamamoto Tsunetomo
When it was finished, the scaled dragon looked around and as the thing spotted V, a growl rippled up to the bleachers, then ended in a snort. You finished, big guy? Va called down. FYI, goalpost over there would work righteous as a toothpick.
~ J.R. Ward
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
Since at least the Sixth Century all librarians have received extensive combat training and are lethal with even the common toothpick.
~ James Turner
My pistol is a fawty-one Colt,' Lucas said. Which it would be; the only thing he hadn't actually known was the calibre—that weapon workable and efficient and well cared for yet as archaic peculiar and unique as the gold toothpick, which had probably (without doubt) been old Carothers McCaslin's pride a half century ago. 'All right,' he said. 'Then what?' 'He wasn't shot with no fawty-one Colt.
~ William Faulkner
Tis a commodity that will lose the gloss with lying; the longer kept, the less worth: off with 't, while 'tis vendible; answer the time of request. Virginity, like an old courtier, wears her cap out of fashion; richly suited, but unsuitable: just like the brooch and the toothpick, which wear not now.
~ William Shakespeare
There is no dignity in a crying toothpick.
~ Obert Skye
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.
~ Unknown
There is no dignity in a crying toothpick.
~ Obert Skye