Quotes About Halse

She even tried to teach us the difference between active voice—"I snarfed the Oreos"—and passive voice—"The Oreos got snarfed.

She's packing at least five grand worth of orthodontia, but has great shoes.

Words are hard work. I hope they send Hairwoman to a conference or something. I'm ready to help pay for a sub.

too many grown-ups tell kids to follow their dreams like that's going to get them somewhere Auntie Laurie says to follow your nightmares instead cuz when you figure out what's eating you alive you can slay it