Quotes About Generosity

Good-humor is allied to generosity, ill-humor to meanness.

Generosity, to be perfect, should always be accompanied by a dash of humor.

Good-humor is a state between gayety and unconcern,--the act or emanation of a mind at leisure to regard the gratification of another.

Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

I find Donald Trump to be very kind and generous. I find him to have a great sense of humor.

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

I brug you two [gifts] . . . I gots the little here in my pockie.' He dug one hand deep into his pocket and pulled out a handful of nuts and a dead grasshopper. 'Nope. Be the other side.' (Matt)

Question: What do you get the man who has everything? Answer: a concious. That guy is so greedy.

Apparently Super Max was pretty content with taking care of half the town, such was his wonderfulness.

always serve too much hot fudge sause on the hot fudge sundaes.It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt

...truly loving someone is making that person happy even if you're not the reason behind it.

What do you think of Christmas?""I like it, " she said. "I think we should have it every year.

I was young once and slender and pretty and I made the most of it. It's somebody else's turn now.

The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.

Generosity is a two-edged virtue for an artist - it nourishes his imagination but has a fatal effect on his routine.

A cause that only serves me is much like a door on the edge of a cliff, it doesn't open to anywhere good.

Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to others.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

The most worth-while thing is to try to put happiness into the lives of others.

The happiest people are those who do the most for others. The most miserable are those who do the least.

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

I am a big believer that eventually everything comes back to you. You get back what you give out.