Quotes About Kindness

Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)

If you are good life is good.

I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.

Thank heaven I don't inherit God from anybody! I am free to make mine up as I wish Him. He's kind and sympathetic and imaginative and forgiving and understanding - and He has a sense of humor.

Learn good-humor, never to oppose without just reason; abate some degree of pride and moroseness.

Good-humor is a state between gayety and unconcern,--the act or emanation of a mind at leisure to regard the gratification of another.

Humor is the fastest, fleetest way of giving -it can change pain to joy in a mere millisecond.

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'

Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)

I find Donald Trump to be very kind and generous. I find him to have a great sense of humor.

The joy of joys is the person of light but unmalicious humor.

Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.

The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..

If you can love cats, you can love human beings, because you have to be able to love them without getting them at all.

That's your mom, right?" Pathik smiled. "She looks nicer than she did when she was dragging you away the other night.

Courage is not beating up the bully or letting the bully beat you up, it is standing strong before the bully and seeing him for what he truly is: a child of God in need of an attitude adjustment.

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

When Your Smile At Someone's Misery, Its Does Not Shows Your Tolerance. Its Reveals lack of Tears For Feeling.

Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit.

If you are going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

If you enjoy sticking a straw in a dog's ear, don't sit next to the pooch with a milkshake.