Quotes About Intimacy

He holds my face in both hands and kisses me back. I press into the distance between us until it is gone, crushing the secrets we have kept and the suspicions we have harbored-for good, I hope.

I hope," he replies softly, "to get to know you again. If you are open to it. There is a fog around you that I would like to clear away.

I hope you're never happy with anybody but me, and every face you look into, I hope you're haunted by me. Yes, I'm possessive and jealous, at least I speak honestly.

When you get right down to it, we don't ever want to know one another too well. We want there to be that mystery. Where there's mystery, there's hope.

People visit exposed and vulnerable

I'd rather know how you feel than hope and wonder and delude myself for weeks on end…

When I touch a human hand, I touch heaven.

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.

Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls "the real way".

Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.

Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.

I'd love to...but only with you.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.