Quotes About Amusement

Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world. VOLTAIRE

I came up with the best pastime in the history of man. What you do is find an aerosol tin of spray adhesive, such as you would use to stick posters to a wall. You then lie in wait and when a wasp flies by, you leap out and give it a squirt. Bingo. One minute it's flying; the next it's tumbling silently out of the sky with a confused look on its stupid little face.

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them.

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

Workampers run the rides at amusement parks from Dollywood in Tennessee to Adventureland in Iowa, Darien Lake in New York, and Story Land in New Hampshire. ("Workampers not only get to meet and work with new people from around the world, but also get to experience the pure joy of children's dreams coming true every day!" promises a Story Land recruitment

With blinded eyes I stared at the sky, this grey, endless sky of a crazy god, who had made life and death for his amusement.

With blinded eyes I stared at the sky, this grey, endless sky of a crazy god, who had made life and death for his amusement. In

He signed the letter: George Washington Gale Ferris.

Riders on the Ferris Wheel got the clearest, most horrific view of what happened next.

bisexual. I don't need Ethan to pull a Byron," I said, amused, adjusting my shoes. "I kind of like him faithful and into girls, specifically me." Aubrey and I had been friends first, paired together in a bio lab as freshmen, and through her, I had met Ethan. It had started out between us as a quiet friendship but had grown into something more as I realized that he was solid. Loyal. Hashtag No Drama. Unlike some people who had

She's as funny as a toothache

If Geralt was pleased about anything, it was only that nobody could see him – for it was a truly ridiculous sight.

Then, a wee dude appears, sucking on a rubber johnny! We're like, what the actual!! But he's obviously happy as a pig in shit, smiling away to himself so we immediately christen him Condom Boy!

Don't go to the circus.

I like to always have humour in whatever I do.

My family can tell you I'm not really a guy that likes roller coasters. I don't like going on Ferris wheels. I've got a six-feet rule; I like my feet no more than five, six feet from the ground at all times.

Sometimes when I'm performing, whenever my puppet cracks a joke, it actually makes me laugh.

Wherever you play, you just want to have fun.

As a child marooned in a post-war South London backwater with no ready cash and a bafflingly dysfunctional family, I had to glean my amusement wherever I could.

It's a good thing to be foolishly gay once in a while.

The principles of comedy are the principles of comedy. I can hear funny.

Music's supposed to be entertaining. But there are different types of entertainment.

I mean, movies need distraction.