Quotes About Amusement

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it.

I still like farts. I still think farts are some of the funniest things.

Bobby Heenan is the single funniest man that God ever put on this earth.

Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins!

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them. — My Dad (something he told me when I was a kid)

Acting as if there were no problems on their minds, Frank and Joe strolled along whistling. Once they joined a group of people who were watching a sidewalk merchant. The man was demonstrating little jumping animals. Frank and Joe laughed as they bought a monkey and a kangaroo. "Iola and Callie will get a kick out of these," Joe predicted.

If you're willing to take risks, Twitter is a vast amusement park of interesting life possibilities.

A humorous quotation is a little window on the world that gives life a comic twist.

I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. And I'll tell you a real quick thing: we didn't have a pro hockey team when I was growing up, so I adopted the Red Wings as my hockey team just so I could, you know, be amused and enjoy playoff hockey every single year. I really get into it. Detroit is my team.

If I had to put a name to it, I would wish that all my books were entertainments. I think the first thing you've got to do is grab the reader by the ear, and make him sit down and listen. Make him laugh, make him feel. We all want to be entertained at a very high level.

The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.

Attempts to defend amusement parks and circuses on the grounds that they 'educate' people about animals should not be taken seriously. Such enterprises are part of the commercial entertainment industry. The most important lesson they teach impressionable young minds is that it is acceptable to keep animals in captivity for human amusement.

The most important thing is to enjoy yourself and have a good time.

My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile.

The secret of comedy is enjoying it. If you're not laughing, it's not going to be funny.

When I listen to a script, it has to be entertaining. People who come to theatre should be happy and entertained.

In the whole course of our work at the theatre we have been, I may say, drenched with advice by friendly people who for years gave us the reasons why we did not succeed... All their advice, or at least some of it, might have been good if we had wanted to make money, to make a common place of amusement.

I love going to the movie theatre, seeing live comedy, and going to amusement parks.

I like theme parks. The fastest roller coaster I've ever been on is at a casino in Nevada.

I travel for theme parks.

I've always had a thing for theme parks and their less-glorious cousins, amusement parks, the carnival midway, and others of such ilk.

I'm obsessed with the theme parks and themed restaurants, I love it!

Busch Gardens was my theme park; it was where I went on my day off from school.