Quotes About Amusement

He could send a glass eye to sleep.

You cannot exercise and be amused about it. You cannot integrate the dying bug into your core workout and hold to the position that you are a spiritual being. In this way, the body and the mind are each other's opposite unto death, which is why you have to choose which of them you are going to follow.

The whole character of Super Dave is a takeoff on people who pontificate. So one thing I never want to do is pontificate why this works, why this is funny. I have no idea what the appeal is. All we are trying to do is make people have a good time and laugh.

It only works because we still amuse each other. After we have been working with other people, it is so refreshing to laugh unreservedly when we are back together again.

Many times, working is kind of like channeling, and I really don't know what's going to fall on the page. I just did this image of a fat girl and put her on a tiny mountain peak of grass that she's walking over. It just amused me.

I've been to Disneyland, like, 10 times. I'm getting really tired of Disneyland.

To be honest, I'm scared to death of rollercoaster rides.

Sports exact too harsh a toll on our beautiful women. Like engendered species, they should be protected, and instead, we exploit them and demand they fly too close to the sun for our amusement. We send them into the arena for an exhausting three-setter, an 18-hole playoff, a 200th lap. The burnout factor is insurmountable.

Oh, I am ridiculous. She smiled. Absurd.

Grief is like being strapped to a bad fairground ride you never paid to go on.

I practically fall on the floor laughing.

Oh...ow! Gods, Please. Ow! You said you...wouldn't kill me!" "And I meant it. I'm not going to kill you, you cabbage-brained twit. I'm just going to kick you until it stops feeling good!" "Ow! Agggh! Please! Aaaaow!" "I have to say, it's still pretty fascinating." "Aiiiah! Ow!" " Still enjoying myself." "Oooof! Agh!

Q: When do you stop at green and go at red? A: When you're eating a watermelon.

Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China? A: No one's tall enough to go on the rides.

Q: Why do midgets laugh when they run? A: Because the grass tickles their balls.

Q: What's the definition of surprise? A: A fart with a lump in it.

I don't know why the gods made Fate our master then gave us a fighting spirit, perhaps only for their own amusement, perhaps to give us a thirst for life.

I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.

I don't get embarrassed easily, and I do silly things all the time!

I hoped I could make people smile and laugh and have a good time.

I reckon I am a smart aleck, but it is just a way to pass the time.

Jason Lee made me laugh all the time because he's so big, and I love how goofy bodies can be.

It's like being at a theme park every time you go to a training session

People have a good time with all the catch phrases.