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Quotes About Amusement

I actually like jokes as well as things that are sort of fun.
~ Mitt Romney
One of the great things about kids is they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny ones.
~ Fred Willard
I always like to make some jokes, sometimes.
~ Metta World Peace
We only ever write jokes that amuse us.
~ Jay Chandrasekhar
I do like rude jokes. They're men jokes.
~ Engelbert Humperdinck
I like jokes where people don't stop laughing.
~ Michael McIntyre
I'd been writing jokes since I was 16, not very good ones though, but I was always trying to make my mates laugh.
~ Russell Howard
I'm one of the people who actually laughs at everyone else's jokes!
~ Russell Howard
MARE'S NEST. He has found a mare's nest, and is laughing at the eggs; said of one who laughs without any apparent cause.
~ Francis Grose
to laugh is proper to the man.
~ Francois Rabelais
That's a joke, son!
~ Fred Allen
So this joke had been told, like so many infinite others, solely for the private amusement of the universe.
~ Fred Van Lente
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Has no one done my son a service and assassinated you yet?" "No assassins yet," Wit said, amused. "I guess I've already got too much ass sass of my own."..."Oh really, Wit" she said. "I thought that kind of humour was beneath you." "So are you technically," Wit said, smiling, from atop his high-legged stool.
~ Brandon Sanderson
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Everyone knows how people who laugh easily create us by their laughter,--making us think of funnier and funnier things.
~ Brenda Ueland
Mrs. Nettlepoint stared.  "I couldn't do that." On which I was the more amused that I had to explain I was only amused.  "What does it signify now?" "I thought you thought everything signified.  You were so full," she cried, "of signification!" "Yes, but we're further out now, and somehow in mid-ocean everything becomes absolute." "What else can
~ Henry James
It's very silly," she said, "but I go on with it in spite of myself. I'm afraid I'm too easily pleased; no novel is so silly I can't read it.
~ Henry James
The people that once bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and allelse, now concerns itself no more, and longs eagerly for just two things: bread and circuses!
~ Herbert Marcuse
A good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more's the pity. So, if any one man, in his own proper person, afford stuff for a good joke to anybody, let him not be backward, but let him cheerfully allow himself to spend and be spent in that way. And the man that has anything bountifully laughable about him, be sure there is more in that man than you perhaps think for.
~ Herman Melville
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
~ Bruce Willis
There's absolutely nothing irrational about me; insane, yes, irrational, no. But my dumbest fear would be spinning in the magic tea cups. Who the hell wants to pay to spin around like a bent yoyo for laughs?
~ Akshay Kumar
I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I'm sorry to say so but it was so absurd that you can't help laughing. And the person that was concerned about that story was laughing too.
~ Sophie Marceau
Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.
~ Kevin Hart