Quotes About Subjectivity

Things looked funny because my pictures depend on an emotional state... I know this is true and I thought about this for a long time. Somehow it made me feel very, very good.

With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

Most of the stories I have go downhill quickly. In all honesty most of the good stories I have, no one else would think is funny.

It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"

It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.

Don't you think almost anything can be funny? Almost anything.

Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?

If I think something's funny, I think it's funny.

I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.

Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

We are moving toward a dictatorship of relativism which does not recognize anything as for certain and which has as its highest goal one's own ego and one's own desires.

Painting has to get back to its original goal, examining the inner lives of human beings.

Each according to his own way of seeing things, seek one goal, that is gratification.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her

Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

When the candles are out all women are fair

There are women who have an indefinable charm in their faces which makes them beautiful to their intimates, but a cold stranger who tried to reason the matter out and find this beauty would fail

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.