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Quotes About Spank

It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.
~ Diana Wynne Jones
Did you wake him? If I say yes, will you spank me? Syn rolled his eyes. You're horrible, Mari.
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank.
~ Sean Covey
We'll call ourselves Victorious Secret and our motto will be 'We Live to Spank You.' Duuude. Yes! I'm basically the smartest person in the world. Ever. You in? Of course you're in. Practice begins tomorrow.
~ Gena Showalter
Get inside before I spank you in public." There it was again, another of his maddening threats. Did that mean he wouldn't spank her if she did as he said or that he simply planned to spank her in private? She was still mulling over the whole unpleasant concept when he started the truck.
~ Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Isn't there a mirror someplace where you can go admire yourself?" - Molly "I never knew a woman so hung up on my good looks." - Kevin "All your women are hung up on your good looks. They just pretend it's your personality." "I swear, somebody needs to spank you." "You are, like, so not the man to do it." "You are, like, such a damned brat.
~ Susan Elizabeth Phillips
You are yoked with a lamb, That carries anger as the flint bears fire; Who, much enforced, shows a hasty spank, And straight is cold again.
~ William Shakespeare
On the other hand, it is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.
~ Diana Wynne Jones
Let's face it there's lots of spoiled kids out there . . . because you can't spank Grandma.
~ Unknown
Alex the waiter was on my Spank Naughty list in third place, right after Henry Calvill the actor, then Henry Calvill as Superman. He was proof that God existed, and that God loved straight women.
~ Unknown
Frost, stop." Moon had seen groundlings spank their young before and had no idea how that would work with a Raksuran fledgling queen. But he was ready to give it a try.
~ Martha Wells
I promise I won't spank you," he told me, his voice rough and low as he added, "not unless you ask me to." I let him feel my laugh against his shoulder. "That's because you aren't genuinely suicidal.
~ Patricia Briggs