Quotes About Diet

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

Imagine waking up in the morning and going to the kitchen and to make yourself some breakfast. You take some soybean grits, mix them with some tainted cattle meat, throw in a few beaks and feathers, smother your concoction with processed sugar syrup and chemicals, then sprinkle on a few preservatives and dyes. Pressure cook the hell out of it, let it cool-and dig in!

Most of the food allergies die under garlic and onion.

The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation.

Life goes faster on protein.

I normally don't eat junk food.

Strictly speaking, human flesh itself contains the highest-qual­ ity protein that one can eat.

Unfortunately, it makes as little sense to offer this kind of explanation as to say that we have become too "civilized " to eat insects or horses.

of high-quality polyunsaturated fatty acids. They are very filling, and consuming these products will usually reduce your sugar cravings, simply because you won't be hungry anymore! Finally, fish

Human beings do not eat nutrients, they eat food.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Advice From Kids

We take a certain sick pride in the fact that we know the caloric and fat content of every possible food on the planet, and have an understandable disdain for nutritionists who attempt to tell us the caloric content of anything, when we are the gods of caloric content and have delusions of nutritional omniscience, when said nutritionist will attempt to explain that the average woman needs a daily diet of 2,000 or more calories when we ourselves have been doing JUST FUCKING FINE on 500.

Agatha Swanburne - "Peas first, biscuits last, make for a happy meal.

At the end of every diet, the path curves back to the trough.

eating enough carbohydrate every day will allow you to train harder, better absorb the stress of your training, and perform better in important workouts than you would without adequate carbohydrate intake.

For every runner who hits the wall because of his or her failure to consume enough carbohydrate during the race, there are several who hit the wall because of their failure to consume enough carbs in their everyday training diet. To

Refined grains (regular old spaghetti being an example), fatty meats (hard salami), sweets (blueberry pie), and fried foods (bacon) are not poisonous. They are foods that just happen to be less wholesome than some other foods. There

There's a difference between nutrition knowledge and food knowledge.

If she doesn't want to go down on you, try improving the taste of your semen by eating watermelon, celery, her pussy.