Quotes About Nutrition

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

An adequate share of humor and laughter represents an essential part of the diet of the healthy person.

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay

Who wants avocado?

A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system.

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!

I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you kidney stones. Health kills.

Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes.""Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just good.

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

I take really good care of myself. I promised myself long ago that I would never miss a hunting season, never poison my sacred temple with drugs, alcohol, tobacco or bad food.

I am in no way supportive of hunting for trophies or sport - would never do it and don't like it that others do. But if you kill it, then eat it, it's fine.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

You cannot truly say you live well unless you eat well.

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.

We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.

A big mistake people make when they are trying to lose weight is that they stop eating. They'll eat salads once a day and then their body starts trying to protect itself and holds onto the fat.

Rest, rest, rest, rest, rest. Nutrition is obviously very important, but rest is equally important. At rest is when your body is trying to recover.

Eat few suppers, and you'll need few medicines.