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Quotes About Abs

If I just cut out the food, I'd have a six-pack. I'd look like Matthew McConaughey.
~ Ricky Gervais
My abs are so ripped up they're called 'The Situation.'
~ Michael Sorrentino
A way you can get really good abs in film is you get your makeup artist to paint shadows - faux washboard. But if you see me in a movie and I have great abs, it means I have a great body double.
~ Jennifer Tilly
Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.
~ Shawn Burr
Adina appealed to the sky. "We asked for rescue and you sent us incompetent rockstar pirates with a broken ship and perfect abs?" "Thank you, God," Petra said.
~ Libba Bray
People don't realize that when they 'throw out' their back, it's often because of weak abs. These muscles are essential for lower-back strength and good posture.
~ Sylvester Stallone
If you think you're going to do 100 crunches and a plank and burn away belly fat, you're not. Yes, you're going to make the area stronger, but it's not going to get rid of the fat. So do yourself a favor and, once and for all, let that idea go.
~ Gunnar Peterson
I swear to God, I went in to buy bikinis, and the lady's like, 'You're not getting out of this store 'til you get down there and show me what you do for those abs and the arms.' She wouldn't sell me my bikinis! I had to get on the floor and do the stomach thing.
~ Sharon Stone
With all due respect to Taylor Lautner and his 18-pack abs, my werewolf is going to be 100 times cooler!
~ Michael Trevino
My psychic senses," Max announced, "are now attuned to that picture, and I'm getting some pretty clear messages about communing and abs.
~ Jennifer Lynn Barnes
I was actually looking at the poster for 'Tarzan,' and I was thinking how abs look so different now. These are not your grandma's abs. They go so deep and so sharp now.
~ Kumail Nanjiani
Somehow I'd forgotten about the six-foot tall stone man with wings and impressively chiseled — possibly literally chiseled — abs. Vanniv put a hand over his chest. "Ooh, yes. I love secrets! Tell me all your secrets.
~ Andrew Rowe
In regards to core training, I try to incorporate the medicine ball whenever possible. As a baseball player, there is a lot of twisting and turning that I will do. Keeping my abs strong is as important as anything else.
~ Albert Pujols
Adina appealed to the sky. We asked for rescue and you sent us incompetent rockstar pirates with a broken ship and perfect abs? Thank you, God, Petra said.
~ Libba Bray
To do Pilates moves correctly, you'll need to concentrate on your abs - keeping them pulled in and up - at all times.
~ Denise Austin
I do crunches to keep those abs going strong and flat. I'm not a sedentary person.
~ Susan Lucci
It really made me wish I was Roman or Greek, you know? A classical Greek god would have killed his lying, cheating father and then given him forgiveness. And a classical Greek god would have better abs, too. That's what Greek gods are all about, you know? Patricide and low body fat.
~ Sherman Alexie
So I conjured one of the brokers and promised him my soul if he'd protect her. (Zephyra) You can't do that. Only a demon can. (Stryker) You're such a brainiac, baby. And to think, I thought I married you for those amazing abs. Who knew all that brainpower was buried under those bulging biceps? (Zephyra)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's a very simple answer, how to get my abs so defined. I have a very healthy diet of a lot of laughter. If you laugh all the time, you're consistently flexing your abdominals all the time.
~ Finn Balor
If you want to see your abs, you have to lose fat. I want to be sure there are no misconceptions that specific abs exercises will give you abs! I work with the core. Think about your abs and back working together to support your spine - that will give you an amazing physique!
~ Anna Kaiser
Not far from my apartment, within a stretch of no more than 500 feet, there are two doggie gyms where Gotham's canines who aren't getting enough exercise running through the city's parks, or are neglecting their all-important doggie glutes and abs, can go for a workout. What can I say? This appalls me.
~ David Rakoff
Tosh.0' - I consider it my ab workout from laughing so hard.
~ Jeannie Mai
I stared at the screen, aware that my heart rate had sped up. Sped up? I was so angry I wanted to ram my fist into the monitor, as if by doing so I could somehow ram it into Paul Slater's rock hard abs. -Suze Simon
~ Meg Cabot
I do abs every day: regular, weighted crunches and sit-ups every other day, then my obliques and my sides on the alternating day. So I'm working my core every day.
~ Christopher Gorham