Quotes About Convenience

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car.

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car...

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's.

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."

The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

A hookup is no more of a commitment than jacking yourself off. It's convenient, easy and you can go back to watching your collection of Broadway musicals when you're done.

Television she could do without for a night or two, but having no Internet was akin to having no hot water. It just wasn't a livable sort of thing.

When distance and convenience sets in; the small, the various and the personal wither away.

They just opened a new Starbucks, in my living room.

One lesson we learned the hard way after years of NetBeans API development is, "Don't put setter methods in the true API." By "true API," we mean the interfaces that must be implemented to provide something. If setter methods are needed at all—and usually they aren't—they belong only in the convenience base classes.

The foundation of government is . . . laid, not in imaginary rights of men, (which at best is a confusion of judicial with civil principles,) but in political convenience, and in human nature; either as that nature is universal, or as it is modified by local habits and social aptitudes. The foundation of government . . . is laid in a provision for our wants, and in a conformity to our duties; it is to purvey for the one; it is to enforce the other.

But the most casual provocation, the slightest motive of caprice or convenience, often provoked them to involve a whole people in an indiscriminate massacre; and the ruin of some flourishing cities was executed with such unrelenting perseverance, that, according to their own expression, horses might run, without stumbling, over the ground where they had once stood.

Estos últimos eran el tipo del hombre parásito en política, que vive siempre al arrimo de la autoridad y no profesa más credo político que su conveniencia particular y una ciega adhesión a la gran palabra Orden, realizada en sus más restrictivas consecuencias.