Quotes About Convenience

The world will always choose convenience over reality. It's easier to hate, blame, and fear than it is to understand. No one wants the truth; they want entertainment.

Fresh newsprint, good coffee, assorted texts, some messages on her BlackBerry, what more could the modern world offer?

I like spaghetti because you don't have to take your eyes off the book to pick about among it, it's all the same.

We cover hamburgers, chicken, veggie burgers, salads, we've got a pretty broad range. To me, McDonald's isn't only about the food. It's about the prices, it's about the way we eat.

Everybody loves to have things which please the palate put in their way, without trouble or preparation.

What must it be like, I wonder, to live in a world where food appears at the press of a button?

To me when a mother puts food in a microwave for her children, it is an act of hate

I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.

They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.

When we get in late and the only thing open is fast food, it can be tough to maintain a healthy diet.

Wal-Mart: The only place on earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life what not to wear episode...

My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.

Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

Modern English is the Wal-Mart of languages: convenient, huge, hard to avoid, superficially friendly, and devouring all rivals in its eagerness to expand.

A/C is for people who don't have the patience to be hot.

A/C was the greatest invention in the history of mankind

In general, you can define collector modules that import all the names from other modules so they're available in a single convenience module.

All the modern inconveniences.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.

Phones are only good for ordering pizza and telling someone you're running late

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.