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Quotes About Sleep

this is the mirror in which pain is asleep this is the country nobody visits
~ Mark Strand
Sometimes he did not know if he slept or just thought about sleep.
~ Mark Strand
Pino closed his eyes and tried to go with the music, which was as gentle and playful as a summer stream. He tried to imagine the stream, tried to find peace in it, and sleep, and nothingness.
~ Unknown
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
~ Mark Twain
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
~ Neil Peart
Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!
~ Charles M. Schulz
When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.
~ Jim Gaffigan
When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through.
~ Albert Payson Terhune
Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru.
~ Dave Barry
It's funny how when you're up so late at night for so long your mind can get into these creative places, the kind of creative places that come to you when you're halfway between asleep and awake.
~ Steve Wozniak
Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
~ Dave Barry
Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.
~ Ray Romano
Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two.
~ Dylan Moran
Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.
~ Erma Bombeck
America has become so tense and nervous it has been years since I have seen anyone sleep in church - and that is a sad situation.
~ Norman Vincent Peale
There are three natural anaesthetics: Sleep, fainting, and death.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
The only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup.
~ Will Smith
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
~ Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
Soon she cried and farted herself to sleep.
~ Louise Erdrich, LaRose
Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don't feel bad. It happens all the time.
~ Unknown
It's four A.M.! Who goes to bed this early!?
~ Unknown
Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?
~ Christy Leigh Stewart
Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!
~ Elvis Presley
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
~ Bill Vaughn