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Quotes About Bed

I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
~ Unknown
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
~ Groucho Marx
Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.
~ Nancy Banks Smith
I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
~ Dan Castellaneta
There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed.
~ Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
they lay flat, fluff your pillows, and be on your way. See how fast that was? I make my bed as soon as I get up in the morning, even before I head to the bathroom
~ Unknown
One-third to one-half of humanity are said to go to bed hungry every night. In the Old Stone Age the fraction must have been much smaller. This is the era of hunger unprecedented. Now, in the time of the greatest technical power, is starvation an institution. Reverse another venerable formula: the amount of hunger increases relatively and absolutely with the evolution of culture.
~ Marshall Sahlins
I am not a morning person. I like to sleep in.
~ Martha Plimpton
I've got a book of poetry by the bed, one of these big collections that goes back to the Greeks and Romans.
~ Unknown
The bridal bed was a sheepskin and there was a faded coverlet of striped cloth from the Yemen. For a pillow they stuffed a leather cushion with palm fibre.
~ Unknown
Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist.
~ Martin Millar
Every sleepy boy and girl in every bed around the world can hear the stars up in the sky whispering a lullaby.
~ Mary Chapin Carpenter
I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers And laid entwined together in a bed of clover, Left there to sleep, Left there to dream of happiness.
~ Conor Oberst
Then do we still need our soul mate? Oh, yes, I say, because this is the bed through which the river of our life flows from another transcendental reality, this is the infinite on which the horizon of our heart rests in other dreams or transcendental realities.
~ Sorin Cerin
Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue.
~ Jerry Lewis
Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
~ Bible
The door swung open. Rawhide and the doc had shoved some of the jumble aside and dragged his bed into this room so Rylan could look out the window and see his barn and corral. It gave him a nice view while he fretted.
~ Mary Connealy
Get back to bed." It was humiliating how easily a man could be pushed around when he had a broken leg. Rylan found himself tucked back in bed and Maizy was making breakfast before he really knew what had happened. It didn't help that he was dizzy.
~ Mary Connealy
And pillows," Cassiopeia ventured.
~ Unknown
Quiet, subjects!" she bellowed, jumping on her bed. "You have entered the Queenly Realm of Me, Who Is Named Cassawoof!
~ Unknown
Questa sera ho deciso di provare un esperimento per tenerla nel mio letto. Bloccherò le lancette e fermerò il tempo. Farò ripartire il mondo solo se me lo chiederà lei. (...) Se Cenerentola avessa avuto un orologio nel cuore avrebbe fermato il tempo a mezzanotte meno un minuto e se la sarebbe spassata al ballo per tutta la vita.
~ Mathias Malzieu
In that life she had a book of Emily Dickinson poems beside her bed and she had a playlist called 'Extreme States of Euphoria' and another one called 'The Glue to Fix Me When I Am Broken'.
~ Matt Haig
Moral spontaneity" corresponds entirely with "religious and orthodox philosophy", "constitutional monarchy", "the Christian state", "freedom with certain limits", or in a figure, to the hero fetters to a sick bed.
~ Unknown
No 'Glory shall be your reward' for me. Oh, no, for me, it is, 'Stop whining' and 'Go to bed'.
~ Megan Whalen Turner