Quotes About Mattress
I like a good mattress. Period.
~ Dino Morea
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The room I got is best described as being a glorified closet. It was like four times worse than what they gave you here at Burnstone Grove. The twin bed looked like some little kid had died on it. It was made up with these totally sad, urine-yellow sheets, a moth eaten comforter, and a pillow that was about as fluffy as a folded dishrag. The mattress was lumpy and smelled like pets and weather.
~ Adam Rapp
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Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress.
~ Ariel Dorfman
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Arthur prodded the mattress nervously and then sat on it himself: in fact he had very little to be nervous about, because all mattresses grown in the swamps of Sqornshellous Zeta are very thoroughly killed and dried before being put to service. Very few have ever come to life again.
~ Douglas Adams
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My name,' said the mattress, 'is Zem. We could discuss the weather a little.' Marvin paused again in his weary circular pplod. 'The dew,' he observed, 'has clearly fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning.' He resumed his walk, as if inspired by this conversational outburst to fresh heights of gloom and despondency. He plodded tenaciously. If he had had teeth he would have gritted them at this point. He hadn't. He didn't. The mere plod said it all. The mattress flolloped around.
~ Douglas Adams
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If you want to have a good sleep, you have to have a good mattress.
~ Jonathan Scott
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You'll be surprised to see what can collect in a mattress over the months, over the years. Every day, every night of our lives, we're leaving little bits of ourselves, flakes of this and that, behind. Where do they go, these bits and pieces of ourselves?
~ Raymond Carver
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It is a well known urban myth that the French don't trust banks and store their money under their mattress. It's not that they are tight with money - they just don't trust anyone.
~ Janine di Giovanni
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He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
~ Fred Allen
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If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. He had evidently included the pillow in his celebrations.
~ William Cullen Bryant
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that the professors are at it again—but then they always are—oh, yes, you can count on the professors. One of them made a speech last night at Boston, and if you have anything left from last week's pay you'd better hide it under the mattress. He wants us not only to feed and clothe everybody on earth, but educate them also.…
~ Rex Stout
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AMPLE make this bed. Make this bed with awe; In it wait till judgment break Excellent and fair. Be its mattress straight, Be its pillow round; Let no sunrise' yellow noise Interrupt this ground.
~ Emily Dickinson
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Somebody flings a mattress out, — The children hurry by; They wonder if It died on that
~ Emily Dickinson
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When she pulled the ribbon out of her mattress, at first light the next morning, it was brown.
~ Emma Donoghue
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What this really means is that he be able to appreciate my mother, whose jokes hinge on some grammatical subtlety or a working knowledge of higher mathematics. You get the picture. Robbie is about as interesting as a pair of red high-top Converse sneakers. But Robbie points to the mattress on the floor. He grins, slowly unbuckling his belt, drops his jeans. Lie down, says Robbie. This is interesting enough for me.
~ Abigail Thomas
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And it's only symbolism puts magic and meaning into anything. You of all people should know that. We can make love amongst the gods, or we can screw on a dirty mattress. It's our choice.
~ Alan Moore
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~ Dining Table
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I close my eyes, knowing that afterward we will fall asleep together on our small mattress, as we do every night, listening to the wind in the palm trees outside our window, believing in our thick dreams that we are capable of nothing cruel.
~ Andrew Porter
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We have a Mercedes Viano, which is a sort of posh people carrier. I told my wife I bought it for the kids, but the real reason is that I can put my dirt bikes and a mattress in the back, then get out of London for the weekend.
~ Charley Boorman
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It's really terrific to see Pittsburgh recognize the Mattress Factory.
~ James Turrell
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But I don't understand – wouldn't a mattress squash a pea? Then it would be flat and no one would fell it." Liam chuckled and said in a loud whisper, "I doubt mother thought of that. She doesn't have much of an imagination.
~ E.D. Baker
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Her arms are wrapped around her head and her wool blanket is twisted around her midsection and her pillow is jammed into the crack between mattress and wall—even in sleep, a tableau of friction.
~ Anthony Doerr
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Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.
~ Phyllis Diller
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After scavenging some rancid bait that had been sealed inside a plastic jar, the tiger hauled Tsepalev's mattress out of the shelter and dragged it fifty yards across the frozen Takhalo. There, on the opposite bank, he spread the mattress out under a commanding spruce tree, lay down on it in plain view, and waited.
~ John Vaillant
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