Quotes About Mistake

Honor thy error as a hidden intention.

I hope never to see the day that I cannot admit having made a mistake.

No book is a chapter, no chapter tells the whole story, no mistake defines who we are. Hope makes our lives page turners.

I am making amends and seeking forgiveness. My only hope is that some good can come out of my situation.

I sort of missed one big thing, to touch first base. I hope I didn't act foolish, but this is history.

I have learned the lesson the hard way and I hope it serves as a lesson to lots of other young people. I would also like to apologise to all loyal Blue Peter viewers.

I smoked for almost 10 years. I really regret that. Thankfully, I came out on the other side. I hope my lungs are repairing themselves now.

I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards.

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.

It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.

You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!".

Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.

I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank."

George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.

People who go for humor are wonderful because they do great humor. People who go for wit and end up with humor are people who have made a mistake.

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."