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I was badly misinformed, I deeply regret the error, go fuck yourself with this bag of money.

It's easy to prescribe remedies for our own weaknesses when they're comfortably ensconced in other people.

We carry your precious misery with us like a holy fucking relic.

My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush.

I can neither confirm nor deny you are a sneaky, sneaky bitch.

Why do you assume it's something you've done, and something you can undo at will? I'm not some arithmetic problem just waiting for you to show your work properly, Locke. Did

If you mean the ease with which you drop coins when you're off a-cunting, you're right. You're a one-man charity ball for the whores of Camorr, you are

Crooked Warden," said Chains. "Just this morning I was suffering from the delusion that I was handing out the educations here.

That's great, Jean. I'm not just exiled; I'm being plumped up for slaughter.

Actually not bad at all. Tastes minty, very refreshing." "A worthy epitaph," said Jean

If only you'd landed on your head, you'd have nothing to fear but the bill for damaged cobblestones.

you are! There ain't no Thirteenth! Ain't naught but the Twelve, that's truth! Yeah, I been to Verrar a couple times, met up with lads and lasses

That's a generous appraisal of our foresight

Have we been neglecting our prayers this week? Did one of us fart in a temple or something?

Why are you always so averse to fiction, when we've made it our meal ticket?

It's easy to prescribe remedies for our own weaknesses when they're comfortably ensconced in other people. What

There's a few things I want to ask him. Philosophical questions. Like, 'How does it feel to be dangled out a window by a rope tied around your balls, motherfucker?

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

Benjamin Franklin wasn't trusted to write the US Declaration of Independence because it was feared he would conceal a joke in it.

Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: Don't know, don't care.

neck. Loves country music—Merle and Waylon

You have to really dislike someone to impose a sentence of involuntary and uncompensated writing on them.

Hmm. You know, nobody gives me the time, either. I have to make the time, set priorities, discipline myself to get my writing done each day, no matter how tired I am. I worked a full-time regular job while I wrote my first novels, scraping out an hour here or there in evenings and weekends. That's how I've become a successful author.

priests seem to be either dead or Zap." DeVontay shouldered his M16 and caught up with her so they could walk