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You,' I said. My throat was dry; I could barely speak. 'Not the greatest welcome I've ever had,' the voice said, 'but accurate. Yes, I can't deny it. Me.'
~ Jonathan Stroud
ALOOONE . . . Ooh, that was spooky,' it added. 'Almost frightened myself there.
~ Jonathan Stroud
Despite myself, of course, I also couldn't help being flattered by Lockwood's words of praise.
~ Jonathan Stroud
He had a very slender face, with a long nose and a dark mop of unruly hair.
~ Jonathan Stroud
You could stuff a cushion with all that hair. I wonder if—" "Hold it!" I said.
~ Jonathan Stroud
But she has little experience of helpless-looking boys.
~ Jonathan Stroud
As their conversation had ebbed, it left anxieties strewn behind it, scattered like pebbles in his mind.
~ Jonathan Stroud
Who knows? Maybe it's my natural style he envies, maybe my boyish charm. Perhaps it's my setup here—having my own agency, no one to answer to, with fine companions at my side." He caught my eye and smiled.
~ Jonathan Stroud
I've no interest in chasing girls while our neighbours are being murdered.
~ Jonathan Stroud
Well done, Albert." Scarlett's voice came from close behind him. "I'm right here. Just relax now. Ignore the shooting." Which was pretty much Albert's motto at the best of times.
~ Jonathan Stroud
Really?" "No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember." "Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic.
~ Jonathan Stroud
Plan F, we follow Plan F, right now. - Is that the one where we run away? - Not at all. It's the one where we beat a dignified emergency retreat.
~ Jonathan Stroud
Argument, as usually managed, is the worst sort of conversation, as in books it is generally the worst sort of reading
~ Jonathan Swift
The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all their success to prudence or merit.
~ Jonathan Swift
Under an oak, in stormy weather,I joined this rogue and whore together;And none but he who rules the thunderCan put this rogue and whore asunder.
~ Jonathan Swift
Indeed, madam, your ladyship is very sparing of your tea: I protest, the last I took was no more than water bewitch'd.
~ Jonathan Swift
The two maxims of any great man at court are, always to keep his countenance and never to keep his work.
~ Jonathan Swift
That was excellently observed', say I, when I read a passage in an author, where his opinion agrees with mine. When we differ, there I pronounce him to be mistaken.
~ Jonathan Swift
I blame Hollywood for skewing perspectives. Life is just a big romantic comedy to them, and if you meet cute, happily ever-after is a forgone conclusion.
~ Jonathan Tropper
He has always had a dangerous tendency to embrace blind optimism in the face of hard facts.
~ Jonathan Tropper
Jesus Christ, it's like living with Stevie bloody Nicks,' I said, 'only without the cocaine, which would be more fun.
~ Emily Perkins
Well, we are making war for civilization, are we not? Very well, we are. Therefore, we eat in a civilized way.
~ Emily Post
But I do not think we can wait for painting. This place is dangerous for us. Perlain is already impatient with us. I can see it by the way he lashes his tail.
~ Emily Rodda
I don't think I've ever read poetry, ever.
~ Eminem