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Mr. Nobley: I assure you, I am taking an inordinate amount of pleasure from this ball, but none of it has to do with any of these bumblers.

This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.

Here you've been, a spider in the corner, observing, weaving Charlotte's web of mystery.

You are not doing something foolish, are you?" In fact, she was, but that didn't mean she had to stop glaring.

Penny Dogs are literally demons in fur disguises!

And Pride and Prejudice was the most stunning, bite-your-hand romance ever, the kind that stared straight into Jane's soul and made her shudder.

there was a bed left in the palace that hadn't been stripped. "Mom!

Never fear, protecting my womb from Gothic novels is my first priority.

Lord Bentley seemed to have given up conversation in favor of smoldering looks. After having been professionally smoldered by Mallery, she found Lord Bentley's attempt to be just sad.

He did a stunning impression of a stone column," said Miri.

Oh! Apple Wh-wh-white! Hi! Hey. I mean"—his voice lowered—"hey there.

At least one memory remained vivid: once or twice each night, ----- would turn over in his sleep, his back to her, and play a long note on the buttocks bassoon. Enjoy that adorable quirk.

entered the library, and could do nothing but stare in wonder...She wondered if she should curtsy as if she were entering a chapel.

All Greencloaks spoke to their spirit animals, but Maya was holding what appeared to be an intense one-sided conversation with an amphibian!

Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.

Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?" "I need a gun." This was not how his dream was supposed to go.

Wow. My feminist sensibilities are outraged," she murmured. "Yeah? I'll outrage them like they've never been outraged before.

He grinned, a naughty grin that probably weakened her granddaughter's knees.

A first date with his fiancé, Sean mused. Life after the army wasn't turning out to be quite as boring as he'd feared it might be.

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

My, my, aren't we upper class and therefore faultlessly grammatical.

How Jesus Broke the Rules to Set You Free: A Woman's Walk in Power and Purpose.)

a cynic who was still saddened whenever his jaundiced view of mankind was confirmed...

Jeeves, I must ask your assistance in the matter of the pronoun.