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All right," Spook said. He reached to the ground, scooping up a pile of ash. "Let's just rub this into your clothing and on your face...." Breeze froze. "I'll meet you back ath the lair," he finally said.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Perhaps I am an insensitive rich woman. That doesn't change the fact that you can be downright mean and offensive, Kaladin Stormblessed.
~ Brandon Sanderson
You do not agree with my quest. I understand that, so much as it is possible to understand someone with whom I disagree so completely.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Pre-Calamity people had been weird. Awesome too--evidence: castle---but still pretty weird.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Oh, and one thing. Please, please don't depend on me too much. I mean that. I'm not going to be of much help. If your plots come to a head—if things go wrong at the last moment and you're in danger or distress—don't think of me. I will fail you. That I promise from my heart with absolute sincerity." - Lightsong
~ Brandon Sanderson
It's ironic, in a way. I've spent a lifetime controlling the emotions of others. Now I'm so afraid, I can't even function.
~ Brandon Sanderson
You have an odd sense of morality, mistress." "Don't be stupid," she said. "Every sense of morality is odd.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Oh! You'll find this amusing. I just translated the name of their ship. In their language, it roughly means, 'Big Enough to Kill You.'
~ Brandon Sanderson
The God King's wrath, she thought drowsily, is decidedly less wrathful than reported.
~ Brandon Sanderson
I realize that you are probably still angry. That is pleasant to know. Much as your perpetual health, I have come to rely upon your dissatisfaction with me. It is one of the cosmere's great constants, I should think.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Actually, no," Shallan said. "I'm just fond of hyperbole." "I'm not," he said. "It's a real bastard to spell" "Kabsal!
~ Brandon Sanderson
Are you kidding? You just told her that an invisible man who tells you to kill people just showed up when you didn't want him to." "Not one of our smoothest interactions," Tobias agreed.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Wayne shrugged. "Guess anytime I find a corpse and it ain't my fault they're dead, I feel a little relieved.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Oh, thank you, I thought, feeling an overwhelming sense of relief. Dancing was stressful—but murderous demigods, those I could deal with.
~ Brandon Sanderson
The cosmere, unfortunately, takes precedence over free food. Watch yourself, Dalinar. Life becomes dangerous, and you're at the center of it.
~ Brandon Sanderson
If you knew the history of that flute, it would make your brain flip upside-down. And by that, I mean that I would shove you off the carriage for having spied on me.
~ Brandon Sanderson
She was graceful—but it was the dexterous grace of a predator, not the deliberate grace of a courtly lady.
~ Brandon Sanderson
I will sing to you," I whispered. "As your ship burns and your soul flees, I will sing. To the contest we had.
~ Brandon Sanderson
My association with you has been convincing people I'm insane for years now.
~ Brandon Sanderson
The continued reading led to her second conclusion: The Lord Ruler was far more whiny than any god had a right to be.
~ Brandon Sanderson
I couldn't help grinning at the sight of her. Megan, in turn, raised a nine-millimeter square at my chest. Well, that was familiar, at least.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Never let something trivial, like a sense of humor, get in the way of a good joke.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Cody had said it was magic, and had told me not to ask any questions lest I "anger the wee daemons inside who make the gloves work and our coffee taste good
~ Brandon Sanderson
This is callsign: Mongrel," a rough voice said. "Hang on, kid.
~ Brandon Sanderson