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All right. Since the world is about to end, why not give an impossible jailbreak one last try?

13. Who is the coolest author ever? Is it the guy who wrote Fablehaven? If not, what's the matter with you?

You've pulled off some shocking upsets in the past, but only a fool would bet on you this time. So I will.

If a starving bear ate my family, even though he may have had no wicked intentions, even though he was just being a bear, his nature has made him a menace

Did you design the door?' 'No.' 'Who did? The Unknown Designer?

Was the anticipation worse than the event itself? At

You know," the dragon said, still chewing, "for such a bad guy, he tastes pretty good.

fingering spots where they had been torn or punctured by boarhound teeth.

choose death today," the Dragon King called. "Yes, yours," Seth replied.

information, listening to every word with rapt attention. Now that she had established herself in the duke's household, the last thing

It was later updated2 and

Yes. Yes I am. I am a completely demented misogynist.

Bigfoot was interviewed on The Patty Winters Show this morning and to my shock I found him surprisingly articulate and charming.

No I'm not," I whisper to myself. "I'm a fucking evil psychopath.

There's a moment of sheer terror when I discover Paul's apartment overlooks the park

my mind reeling with the concept that a human being, a man, could feel pride over sodomizing another man

but hey, she works in a video rental store and since it's such a demanding high-powered profession her bitchy behavior is completely reasonable, right? The

The Patty Winters Show this morning was in two parts. The first was an exclusive interview with Donald Trump, the second was a report on women who've been tortured.

in New Jersey this evening, an Irish band called U2 who were on the cover of Time magazine last week.

So we wouldn't run out of things to talk about over lunch, I tried to read a trendy new short-story collection called Wok that I bought at Barnes & Noble last night and whose young author was recently profiled in the Fast Track section of New York magazine, but every story started off with the line When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie and I had to put this slim volume back into my bookshelf and drink a J&B on the rocks, followed by two Xanax, to recover from the effort.

The Art of the Deal, by Donald Trump. "Have you read it?" I ask Kimball.

get into Zeus Bar. Kaktus. Kaktus at nine." "But

Why did people think I was attacking her identity instead of speculating about the fraudulence of the Oscars?

You have neither the clout nor the experience to make a threat like that, Victor.