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In a place like South Florida, such heart-bound faith in the justice system could best be described as quaint.
~ Carl Hiaasen
Buck stared incredulously. "This is the first time you ever fired a gun? And you live in Florida?
~ Carl Hiaasen
Wiley's behavior had lately become so odd that younger reporters who once sought his counsel were now fearful of his ravings, and they avoided him.
~ Carl Hiaasen
Quit being an asshole, Nicky. You weren't in the medical care business, you were in the stealing business.
~ Carl Hiaasen
Cab Mulcahy poured the coffee. Skip Wiley drank.
~ Carl Hiaasen
Jerry Crosby didn't live on the island. He lived miles away on the mainland, in a western municipality that grandly called itself Royal Palm Beach.
~ Carl Hiaasen
The dog proved to be as dumb and stubborn as a mud fence, so Stranahan had named him Strom.
~ Carl Hiaasen
I wouldn't trust the guy alone with my bowling ball, that's what a horndog he is.
~ Carl Hiaasen
cell phone the night he died. She'd obtained this key information
~ Carl Hiaasen
also want you to go to an internist. Courtney says the mental degeneration has occurred so rapidly that it could be pathological. A tumor or something.
~ Carl Hiaasen
all the way back to the marina the three of them sat on the luggage to keep the dead midget inside.
~ Carl Hiaasen
had begun to drizzle, so they relocated to a latticed gazebo used for waterfront weddings and the occasional renegade bris.
~ Carl Hiaasen
Malcolm J. Moldowsky did not hesitate to address United States Congressman Dave Dilbeck as 'a card-carrying shithead.
~ Carl Hiaasen
Wiley wrote a daily column for the Sun and probably was the best-known journalist in Miami.
~ Carl Hiaasen
by Monroe County Sheriff Sonny Summers said
~ Carl Hiaasen
I never met a survivalist. How do you get a job like that anyway?' She smiled wanly. 'First you need a TV show.
~ Carl Hiaasen
and a surly young burglar (handcuffed to his chair) who'd been bitten by a police dog in a very sensitive area of his body.
~ Carl Hiaasen
private investigator. Which he actually was. So the turtle-eyed sergeant ignored him.
~ Carl Hiaasen
As he was pulled underwater for the final time, terror gave way to abject humiliation: he was being fucked to death by a damn fish.
~ Carl Hiaasen
Those at too great a distance may, I am well are, mistake ignorance for perspective.
~ Carl Sagan
Advances in medicine and agriculture have saved vastly more lives than have been lost in all the wars in history.
~ Carl Sagan
If it takes a little myth and ritual to get us through a night that seems endless, who among us cannot sympathize and understand?
~ Carl Sagan
Like other mammals, they are capable of strong emotions. They have certainly committed no crimes. I do not claim to have the answer, but I think it is certainly worthwhile to raise the question: Why, exactly, all over the civilized world, in virtually every major city, are apes in prison?
~ Carl Sagan
Demon" means "knowledge" in Greek. "Science" means "knowledge" in Latin. A jurisdictional dispute is exposed, even if we look no further.
~ Carl Sagan